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Akong mga amigo nagsuroy sa Escario nangita ug inom..  Sa gawas usa ka imnanan, nakakita sila ug Tarpaulin sa RED HORSE nga naay sign “4+1″ niya walay presyo

Si Amigo1, Amigo2 ug Amigo3 niduol sa waiter nga naa sa gawas sa imnanan..
——–

Amigo1: BAI! Pila inyong 4+1??
Waiter : (deep thinking)
Amigo1, Amigo2 ug Amigo3: (5 seconds naghuwat sa Tubag…….)
Waiter: SIR!………….. FIVE!!!

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH oi!

When: One sunny afternoon
[Among silingan nga bata nagkighagwa sa among itoy]

Bata1 : Tokoy! Tokoy! Tokoy!
Bata2 : Sit! Sit! Sit! (ang iro nilingkod)
Bata1 : Ligid! Ligid! Ligid! (ang iro wala nilihok) …. SCROLL ! SCROLL! SCROLL! (nice translation)

EPIC FAIL!

Nadunggan mintras naglakaw ko sa SM.

SwetoNgaBata1 : Bai barato ramn diay ang PSP sa?
SwetoNgaBata2 : Lagi barato ra kaayo, tag 1,000PHP ra gd.
SwetoNgaBata3 : Hoy mga bogo! Nagpataka man lang mo oi! Dili man na PSP inyong gigunitan, Battery ramn na sa PSP..

Bisaya ug Tagalog nag-istorya sa Rommel’s Beach Resort sa Bantayan Island [Holy Week]

Tagalog : Ang dami ng nainom natin kagabi noh? Parang nalunod yata ako sa dami.
Bisaya   : Oo nga eh, sa tanton hubog mo nagsuka kana sa sanina mo
———–
Tagalog : Pare ang init! Ang sarap magbabad sa dagat!
Bisaya   : Mainit nga! Tumutulo nga ang singot ko!

while chatting @ IRC
Feb. 25, 2007 [midninght]

<me-chatting>     add ko sa friendster b
<me-chatting>     mo error man inig add nako nimo
<-chatmate–>     e type lng ang emailxxxxx@yahoo.om
<me-chatting>     mo error lagi
<me-chatting>     mo fail siya
<me-chatting>     unsa imo last name?
<-chatmate–>     ad2 sa invite friend
<-chatmate–>     dd2 e type ako e add
<-chatmate–>     ok
<me-chatting>     will try
<-chatmate–>     ok
<-chatmate–>     until u success
<-chatmate–>     ahehehehe

ROFLLMAO! until you DEAD?! wahahhahha

Overheard during NightSleep [NighShift] @Work
Customer calling to inquire about his domains:

Customer : Can you tell me how many domain names I have in my account?
TechSupport : You have 150 Domain names sir.
Customer : Ok Cool. Can you please email me the list of all those domain names?
TechSupport : [thinking deeply…] Sir, I think you don’t need a TechSupport, I think you need a Secretary..

OMGWTFBBQ!

it feels good to be back! LOL!

It some of you noticed, we’ve been down for a number of weeks due to some hosting problems we have had..

Now, we are back to business… bwahahahh [with EVIL TUNE!]

There are still some broken links to the images and the theme sucks, we will go find another theme to match the site..

ON WITH UPDATING THE SITE!

P.S. after like a number of minutes of updating.. I think the THEME looks better now..

Overheard one afternoon [December 31,2007]

Person 1: Bai! unsa nasad kaha ang uso nga fashion statement karong 2008 sa?

Person 2: Basin ibalik to ang ambell bai, maluma jd ang skinny jeans..

Person 1: Tingali sa?

Person 3: Murag ang mo uso karong 2008 bai.. kay katong ganing ….SKINNY JEANS nga PUROL.. katong taga tuhod ra..

;D

Heard one Afternoon (in our house!)

akong mama nangasaba sa among mga ITOY kay cge pangihi sa sala..

Mama: Hoy mga Letse!.. cge pangihi!.. manimaho naning PIGGERY sa ITOY atong balay…

what?!